What's the best way to take a Snapchat?
Naked.
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It’s been wonderful being here; I’ll see ya in a couple of minutes! Goodbye!
Mel Brooks accepting the Tony for Best Original Score for The Producers in 2001
Coming up next on Mythbusters, where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?
Is it a doorway or someplace else?
I say someplace else! Maybe Arizona!
Kari, Grant, and Tory, “Down and Dirty; Earthquake Survival”
This is what happens when you are exposed to the Eye of Harmony for 1 minute, 59 seconds.
[showing his car] Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.
S-L-O-W?
Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Oh, you mean...
No! Quick! To the S.L.O.W.!
(Critic and Evilina look on in shock and disgust)
Nine! That's nine times Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Initially, much of the war consisted of America’s attempts to take Canada, which any map will show you went smashingly.
John Green, Crash Course US History #11
I think you did it! On your first try! Congratulations.
jim
How do we leave anonymous tips?
His Secret Service name used to be ‘Renegade.’ Now it’s ‘50 Shades of Gray.’
Amy Klobuchar, (D-MN), Gridiron Club Dinner last night on Obama
