Fight for that one thing you believe in every day.

Names Matt. I've been alive since January of '94. Jersey boy forever. Bruce Springsteen changed and saved my life and will be my favorite artist till I'm "there by the highway buried in the dirt... just flippin' the bird". I'm an amateur film-maker who's been on the crew for an award-winning student short film. I'm slowly becoming a nerdfighter. I like the Giants and the Yanks, dislike any team that beats them. Oh, and btw, I HATE THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES! This is a continuation of my old blog which i idiotically deleted by accident at about 11:30 at night.

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3:35 PM
January 4th, 2013
When I found my toaster was not water-proof, I was shocked!
Hank Green,53 Terrible Jokes!
10:52 PM
August 4th, 2012
How do you kill a walrus? Tell it to look down.
Thanks, little bro.
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June 5th, 2012



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5:06 PM
April 23rd, 2012

History trolling

Question on worksheet: There appeared a possible rapprochement between the USA and USSR in 1953; why?
My answer: Stalin bought the collective farm.
8:29 PM
February 22nd, 2012

What’s the name of the favorite comedian of a South American cowboy?

GAUCHO MARX!