Names Matt. I’ve been alive since January of ‘94. Jersey boy forever. Bruce Springsteen changed and saved my life and will be my favorite artist till I’m “there by the highway buried in the dirt… just flippin’ the bird”. I’m an amateur film-maker who’s been on the crew for an award-winning student short film. I’m slowly becoming a nerdfighter. I like the Giants and the Yanks, dislike any team that beats them. Oh, and btw, I HATE THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES! This is a continuation of my old blog which i idiotically deleted by accident at about 11:30 at night.Tumblr (3.0; @bruceandmary)http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1165f42885bf70c87ed6d2981d69def6/tumblr_mmja6l88FQ1s4htwao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://johnwilliamwalters.tumblr.com/post/50011576197/a-little-break-from-what-im-meant-to-be-doing" class="tumblr_blog">johnwilliamwalters</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A little break from what I’m meant to be doing</p></blockquote>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53358199856http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53358199856Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:02:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64fbceacdc8e56e4d1f98bc1623fb0ae/tumblr_mok4ka3VwO1rv1xk0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>And in that moment, I swear a sloth acted just like we do in the morning.</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53337310892http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53337310892Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:01:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilyfanciesprongs.tumblr.com/post/53311999100/so-today-my-mom-and-i-were-shopping-and-we-found-some">lilyfanciesprongs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misterpornographic.tumblr.com/post/52611109761/so-today-my-mom-and-i-were-shopping-and-we-found-some">misterpornographic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ayehchai.tumblr.com/post/49665249941/so-today-my-mom-and-i-were-shopping-and-we-found-some">ayehchai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://invaderphantom0104.tumblr.com/post/49650592988/so-today-my-mom-and-i-were-shopping-and-we-found-some">invaderphantom0104</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR <strong>GIRLS AND BOYS. </strong><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong>C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/506aefcef662fb230c307407f74764d7/tumblr_inline_mmaet4fwiV1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7dc7ac23df648a8fd3c6ff82140a12d3/tumblr_inline_mmbfwt2TIJ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>HOLD UP  THAT AINT OKAY</p> <p>you go female Whovians.</p> </blockquote> <p>Damn straight </p> </blockquote> <p>I&#8217;m a boy, but I&#8217;m reblogging this for all the girl Whovians I follow.</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53332566606http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53332566606Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:47:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gloriouspondchester.tumblr.com/post/52895124626/what-do-will-graham-and-sherlock-holmes-have-in">gloriouspondchester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what do will graham and sherlock holmes have in common</p> <p><em>a deerstalker</em></p> </blockquote>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53330185937http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53330185937Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:12:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66e93b651b409ac000caedd373022fe7/tumblr_mome7o4HZN1rokzddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This book got me through so much last year. Thank you, Big Man. Rest in Peace. #clarenceclemons #bigman #2big2die</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53330114419http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53330114419Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:11:00 -04002big2dieBig ManClarence ClemonsBruce Springsteenbruce springsteen and the e street band<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9qbTSENLK_o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Skip to 15:30…</p> <p>“<em>Now last but not least! That’s right, last but not least! I’m talking about the Minister of Soul! Secretary of the Brotherhood! The next senator from the state of New York! Do I have to say his name? Do I have to say his name? Say who ?…Say who ? ….Say who ?….Say who ?…Say who ? ….Say who ?….Say who ?…Say who ?.…Say who ?…Say who ?….</em></p> <p><em>WELL, THEY MADE THAT CHANGE UPTOWN AND THE BIG MAN JOINED THE BAND!…´´</em></p> <p>Rest in Peace, Big Man.</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53303404105http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53303404105Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:59:19 -0400Clarence ClemonsBig Manrest in peaceBruce Springsteenbruce springsteen and the e street bandtenth avenue freeze-outsaxophone“He looks a little more flexible than he was when he first went in.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jamie Hyneman, Mythbusters Episode 204</em>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53240731413http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53240731413Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:25:27 -0400mythbustersjamie hynemanquoteoh my godbuster<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://an-excess-of-tennant.tumblr.com/post/53085427936/slytherin-starkid-of-tardis-phinflynn-ah">an-excess-of-tennant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slytherin-starkid-of-tardis.tumblr.com/post/46047665436/phinflynn-ah-perry-the-platypus-what">slytherin-starkid-of-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phinflynn.tumblr.com/post/43849414087/ah-perry-the-platypus-what-an-unexpected">phinflynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/304a542a675d3751561c78e33f323c66/tumblr_inline_mip95whhPc1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“Ah, Perry the platypus!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a13544bc2bdc221a1385b37890bb1b50/tumblr_inline_mip97lJHBU1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“What an unexpected -“</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bde10bd6b0a4bea8c13431da321ab74e/tumblr_inline_mip990PekG1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/42d6f9b8c7f961641cac9f7120701aee/tumblr_inline_mip9a6ZmRA1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“You’re trapped!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/634b38387f603ae74b6b0420ec345169/tumblr_inline_mip9bdyDE11qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“By societal convention!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9e98c8625af6e3908da1eeddb25d4603/tumblr_inline_mip9dnw2F21qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“Look! We’re in a <em>fine dining environment</em>. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2f98e5745cc747beefb27de3f673bcea/tumblr_inline_mip9gnpx2W1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b431a2dc753e3d30b33c59af8f7e272/tumblr_inline_mip9ibmbTt1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>This show is fucking brilliant.</p> </blockquote> <p>you read that in his voice don’t deny it</p> </blockquote> <p>You&#8217;d be surprised at how good my Doofenshmirtz impression is and I&#8217;m not being vain or joking.</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53194834525http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53194834525Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:01:01 -0400phineas and ferbperry the platypusdoofenshmirtzimpression<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e47c4c0f007a05ca509eceab133355a/tumblr_moip8xwHqW1rokzddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It was in this building where the “Trial of the Century” took place. In 1935, Bruno Richard Hauptmann was found guilty of the kidnapping and murder of the son of Charles Lindbergh within.</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53166527167http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53166527167Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:19:00 -0400charles lindberghbruno hauptmannbruno richard hauptmannlindbergh kidnappingtrial of the centuryflemingtonnew jerseycourthousehistoryphotography<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/64bd5322825c0898e0cd205223b2e535/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8c1cb06853265add7c454f62aa02c78/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/938baff3db9a8f746e4967193a7b0a95/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f1190f63474339f81f1f9d210c95ad5/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00df91f89c91fbd9a93997f1db8029cb/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e2c1a1a9b06b581562d71b31441b245/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca408f00410907eecd4eb578528c11f0/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a71eb2fa7b92af057cb07f0b517d006/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5430d4033a65984e4d99abca75501c6/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae769f59cc93a6830f54d121c9b55d7a/tumblr_mny6ltZ5lr1qe31lco10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likeafieldmouse.com/post/52266165277/candida-hofer-libraries-published-2005">likeafieldmouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.artnet.com/artists/candida-h%C3%B6fer/artworks-for-sale">Candida Hofer</a> - <em>Libraries</em> (published 2005)</p> </blockquote> <p>‘Tis pornography of the lowest order. ;)</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53159167012http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53159167012Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:40:49 -0400My brother: What's the best way to take a Snapchat?<br /> Me: Naked.http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53058080037http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53058080037Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:14:23 -0400snapchatLMFAOLOLoh my goddonehumoroopsI'm sorry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19466fddf6d55757d926c5137bca1d4f/tumblr_mmo9qgnK8S1socx7io1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5369a754dfed24ce6de058d1d2b7cf27/tumblr_mmo9qgnK8S1socx7io2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>JESUS CHRIST I AM DONE</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53050748662http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53050748662Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:19:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a844df1c45acd2085e5bd3ed48605400/tumblr_mog7vdj3Md1rokzddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I got his autograph too. 😄 #mikefrancesa #mikeson #wfan #radio #baseball #football #basketball (at Meadowlands Exposition Center)</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53042281623http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/53042281623Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:09:00 -0400basketballfootballwfanbaseballradiomike francesamike's on<p>Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go cry my eyes out.</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52994093895http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52994093895Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:51:10 -0400pokemonretrosobbingcharizardcryingoldI'm done<p><!-- more --></p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52974452383http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52974452383Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:43:58 -0400“Now technically speaking, this is all opinion based. But I have an online show so that automatically means my opinion is better than yours. Na-na-na Na-na.”<br/><br/> - <em>Nostalgia Critic: <em>Old vs. New- </em>LOTR Animated vs Lord of the Rings</em>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52972984598http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52972984598Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:22:54 -0400nostalgia criticdoug walkerquotelord of the ringsold vs new<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbjgtReXO1qanb21o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/17565853890/toto">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://youtu.be/wwHyx269mmU">context</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52965046843http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52965046843Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:26:16 -0400dead<a href="http://definitivelysarah.tumblr.com/post/52961815324/so-today-at-camp-after-witnessing-a-5-year-old-boy">On a Temporary Hiatus From Posting Original Stuff: So today at camp after witnessing a 5 year old boy invade girls’...</a>: <p><a href="http://definitivelysarah.tumblr.com/post/52961815324/so-today-at-camp-after-witnessing-a-5-year-old-boy" class="tumblr_blog">definitivelysarah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So today at camp after witnessing a 5 year old boy invade girls’ personal space playfully, i sat down with him and discussed the importance of consent. I watched as for the rest of the day, he politely asked for a hug or a piggyback ride rather than jumping in your lap/wrapping his arms around…</p></blockquote>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52961872804http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52961872804Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:37:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fca159f2886193511b7be4292e33f17c/tumblr_moe9kzJ6sG1rokzddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#b17 #model</p>http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52959003258http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52959003258Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:50:00 -0400modelb-17b-17 flying fortresshttp://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52918503303http://bruceandmary.tumblr.com/post/52918503303Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:01:14 -0400hannibalhannibal lecterwill grahamfeelsdeaddoneI'm doneout of here